# quotes

"You can't spell incredible without edible", Jayden

If you say so

You're that short lol?

gavin is 100 percent im 0

"whos that one white girl? Oh yeah Mrs Wallace" - Shlorbiohabeebium

"gavin and ronald make one idiot, and gavin makes about %75 of that", jloopenhiemer

"I was starting to get lightheaded and my cheeks were starting to tingle and I very much so like it, as you can imagine~", mr jloppenheimerhabbemious

"aw look its getting aborted" - chinenenesepaste

"sili goon, but its just, *the cream of the crop*", china "you're retarded", Jloppenonithavabitions

"how are you gonna live bro?", Jlappenhower "I'm not?", chinenesepaste "yeah, because I'm gonna kill you, thats why 😎 ", Jlappenhower

interesting spelling

<@623302291214303233> they were referring to you gang <:gray2:1399989966162890902>

friend group B

it doesnt get solid either 🥀

"I wish my solid snake was longer", Gavin

"hey, hey joseph... guess what... I'm china get in japanties", <@509541683055165445>

"whos joseph... chinese? understood", galaxy_b

incredible

"I do piracy, I don't steal" a furry

"Joseph, Im gonna send you to pound town" - Jayden "Oh say can you seeee" - Joseph

Jayden, "man, I love raping"

Idk probably doing gay stuff

where was you my g

well the day before

i hopped on siege yesterday

after you slob on <@928422360451801088> s paste

https://klipy.com/gifs/donovan-mayo-true-alpha

When do I become mod for server

Rando Sargent randomly pulls up in the locker room and announces to the 3 people who are in here,"I do 2 things, smoke cigars and know things"

Geez

"Geometry dash is **not** for the *weak*", Grayson Phillips

"I love raping kids" - <@711277893543788584>

Jeff siad he likes eat but

I say "My cock is gone!!" joesph "Bakugon?" me"No MY COCK! 😭 "

"you got to choose your flavors of racism, California racism is bad while south racism is polite"

Obi-Wan,"moving these tables are the worst thing except maybe the Holocaust, and that's a hard maybe"

Grayson, "I've almost used half a rocket"

Grayson, "you were like, hey you want this, and then i was like ugh, im gonna cum"

"I live in the hood"

"did you guys know that babies have like... 20 thousand kilograms in them?", Grayson

chlamydia

"Im a good little slave" - <@928422360451801088>

"Geuneunly a insane amount of emeralds"

"I wonder why I have 118 levels"

https://tenor.com/view/gooning-i-love-gooning-gooner-elf-buddy-gif-7370199179736657554

idk man :)

clmidiea lmao

I love the workplace

3 minutes later Jen, "I can't believe you called me a bitch" Sam, "I didn't call you a bitch, I called you a B person" Jen, "Yeah, and that stands for bitch" me, "it could stand for belligerent" Jen, "well, I am that" Sam, "thanks Joseph, Jen you are a belligerent person... Joseph has big brain"

Jen,"oh btw I spit in your coffee" Sam, "I don't give a fuck... you got clmidiea or something" Jen, "that's now how you get clmidiea Sam" Sam, "fuck you" Jen, "Now THATS how you get clmidiea" Sam, "oh you b word" many things I forgot in that

"did he have gay butt sex with the rock?" Grayson at the end of watching Hail Mary

"I wish I had a bomb with stickers in it"... "I wish I had a bom with stickers on it"... "I wish I could go through TSA" Grayson

Mary,"yeah, Sam said he liked you" Sam,"yeah, but in a non-predatory way"

POV: Timmies review page

"Moves tables, what a hero... what a hero" Grayson

"Bengi, my little cuck, why'd you run away" I said in a Trump voice to my coworker

"I hate chiropractors, they stroke you and not in a good way" Wolford

"If I wanna make a ghost gun, then that's my right!!", The Pizza is Getting Aggressive

reading off some of these quotes Wolford,"Could you please stop" Josep,"wadda doing. reading news articles" Wolford"No, I'm gambling"

"I want there to be American saboteurs" Herr Wolford

"Freaks, I love freaks! Wait, no.. those are just tall people" Wolford

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-dancing-dancing-spongebob-spongebob-meme-spongebob-dancing-gif-3717772640009073571

"IM A GOOD BOY, YEAH" Grayson

"I guess that means the Pope is a terrorist"

"Everyone loves my banana" - me

Dawson, "I love getting waped <:HOLDIT:1484267554007416963>"

"I can feel it in the back of my throat" - Ashton

"Me nut when me butt" my conscience

"I wish France was real" - The Wolford

"Don't strip the screw, or I'll strip you <:53:1484267898234077294> " - Jayden

"Where did my nut go" - Jayden "POV" - Joseph "Don't even say anything" - Jayden

"I need structure P" - Jayden "structure p" - Joseph "structure puh" - Jayden *incoherent giggling ensues*

fuck 😎

<@928422360451801088>

"holy, ~*crack*, he says diligently are you retarded <:53:1484267898234077294> " Grayson

"do you know why two freshmen can't date?", Grayson 3 seconds later "ones in high school, and the other is in college", Grayson

I like doing my college work at home, because, if I have a test to do and if I have to shit, I don't have to pause it, #multitasking" Mk. West

"I want them to be shirtless, no! I want them to be black!", Ky

"she's my hobbit", Hayden

"I just actually dominated Jeffrey" - <@711277893543788584>

<@1266368919510454284> I'll need to help clean the kitchen <:59:1484268033340866611>

"FIVE DOLLARS?!?1!!1" - gets fucking blown up POV: grayson

You play too much

"Its bribery for gay but sex, but I just can't prove it", Kapton

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<:53:1484267898234077294>

"Oh, jayden hasn't seen your chud?", Kiptan't

"I can't give you fent if you don't give me meth" - Grayson

horrid coworker, "is that Ozzy Osborn per chance?" ich,"no, it's Justin Timberlake"

ky,"there are a lot of billigerant drunk people at martigras"

Mr.Wolford, "I got racist"

"Joseph... we must breed" - Kiptan

"I just accidentally raped a chil- SKELETON" - Jo Sloppy Toppy

"I aint need no man puh, I got child puh" - Kiptiliian Giland

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"I'm tryna slay some mad puh karl" - Kiptan Galliliagilager

"You know how fast I would beat a homeless man?" - Joseph

"Joseph. you're getting put in the bowl" "I have a bowl of names of niggas I rape" Bryce

"I want to be in semen when I see him", Grayson

McKenzie,"If I scratched my ass after a shower it wouldn't even smell that good"

Joseph, "let me in"

Grayson, "Get in me"

Autom Pickle, "I slugged a kid at church camp once"

"Im gonna shoot my grey goo all over you Joseph" - me "I hope you do" - <@928422360451801088>

grayson, "know me by my girth"

I just randomly heard that

No context btw

"I used to eat chocolate ice cream while watching 2 girls 1 cup" - my coworker

my mom,"at least we don't have to worry about him being a alcoholic"

my dad, "I can't see you as they type to drink alcohol" my mom, "no, he just doesn't like beer" 😭😭😭

what time again?

FUCK YOU NIGGGERRR

Omg i just noticed...

"I'll just mug a bitch", Grayson

"how would you feel if we painted your entire body blue, along with some green, pink, and black on your face" - 2 people from McDonald's fr

"i don't know what none of this mean, but i might do me someee"

"dam nigga, now we lookin PURDY"

Grayson, "rosy cheeks, kiss my cheeks, o my god theres an alcoholic" - gta5 customization

same woman, "wait hold on... I'm high"

my in simi-law mother," I'm... really high"

grayson, "LEFT OR RIGHT" grayson, "We're going left, its my lucky number!!!"

Jayden, "***WHY ARE MY WINDSHEILD WIPERS ON***, **PLEASE**"

Joseph, "you make me flacid"

Grayson, "NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGER

Grayson, "Where are my gambling images" Joseph, "Those aren't quotes pall"

Grayson, "This is kind of a quote you can say"

Grayson, "tryina blow this nigga... what?"

Ms Parrish, "He'll make me feel like I need drugs. I have a drug problem" "I beat my kids"

Ms Parrish, "I had busted on a kid once. Actually I busted on him twice."

Addison, "I'm so hungry I could eat a cow..... Joseph don't even think about it, I know what you were going to say"

Sam, my favorite co-worker, "he is either stupid... or retarded"

"I sell drugs on the side" - Mr Wolford

Jayden, "I am the most awkward jit"

I then responded with "grand question" fr

"Hey Jayden, when you gonna get a girlfriend?" - My smaller counterpart cousin

"I just pulled up 2 wife beaters, I guess I have that wife beating **aura**", Grayson

"Early bird gets my dih" - Grayson

Mr. Mac, "When I get old I'm going to be the racist."

"Jayden let me touch it" ~ Joseph

"Just suck my dick... Please?", Grayson "I need closure", Grayson

"I'm tired, I ate asian food", Grayson

<@928422360451801088>

"You want me to go to some lady's house to touch her ass??" - My Dad talking to my mom

Joseph, "you now have the ability to strip naked" Grayson, "thats pretty awsome"

Grayson, "I look like Eminem from eight mile, but that's O.K."

Aron, "imma bust in your nut before nut in your butt"

"I would end it immediately, Jerry" - Mrs Mac

Jayden - 🥀

Jayden, "Cosmo is a horse, just think about it"

"I excell at beating black men" - Jayden

"long and nice and black" - Joseph

Grayson, "I don't wanna hear about no 2, 3, 5 bullshit. only 6, 7 and 4, 1... type shit"

Grayson, "everyone is gonna get a little taste of me"

Mr. Wolford, "Why can't I say slurs... maybe I can say slurs"

"It's not racist, it's true!" - Mr. Wolford

"see this is how you do rage bait" *leaves vc* - Johnshlibidibideebiodibidusbeebus

😭

Joslep - Why do you keep talking about furry porn? Kiptan Gallager - Because I know what kind of man Grayson is

Do it jiggle?-me

"we were playing a game where you guessed something popular based on a first letter, and when the word started with n I just yelled nigger", - my cousin

Jayden't, "You're genuinely the most retarded smart person I know"

"This is not the gooner mouse" - Johnsheelbert

@everyone

<@719963732922335332>

"get on my lap PLEASE" - Joseph

Grayson - "how about them apples POW" I said to the Ethiopians

randomly

Gray, "I'll quote myself later, you just send that silly little messenge" 5 seconds later diddy

I pull up to <@1266368919510454284> house for not even 10 minutes Grayson, "You cant get a bih if you can't stop getting dih" Grayson, "You can't get a bih if you sucken dih"

"Yknow what I want?" - Me "Dis dih?" - Johnshlorhubeebus "Nah, I want that a-" - Me "Ok... <:SAD:1068275130071011339>" - Jantidisestablishmentarianism

"ITS A BUS" - Gavin "ITS A HOMOSEXUAL" - Me "shhh don't blow my cover" - Gavin

"I'm a stripper not a hooker" - <@711277893543788584>

when computer Random Periodic Element: its fragile, developing, breaks easily, throws fits, dies if it doesnt get what it needs, and can turn into a brick if you install the wrong software Josepe: fucking lol Random Periodic Element: sounds like a child

✅

Joseph "the bigger the more *pleasing*"

dorian, "how am I happy to be alive"

Grayson - I'ma pull out the squirt bottle and squirt on you

Grayson, "I'll mine your craft, you fucking minor"

"OK fine shit, sorry, I meant ugly ass", Grayson W. Phillips

"Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back pregnant" - Me

"Pull it out rn" - some random roblox guy

<@&1385053398935802050>

"I didnt know they could pull ***it*** off?!?!" - Dorian

<@&1385053398935802050>

"Sit and diddle me" - Dorian

<@&1385053398935802050>

"Take it up the ass?" - Me "Ohh yeaahhhh" - Dorian

<@&1385053398935802050>

"Come over and get me, Im fresh meat" - Dorian

<@&1385053398935802050>

"I just got swarmed by 10 big black dudes" - Dorian

"Keeps on railing me" - Dorian

Dorian, " I'll cream on it at Tim Hortens if I please "

"Honestly if josleebius drew every frame, he'd get more than he already does" Marie Curie

Dorian, "I'm inking on it dude"

Dorian, "If you can't tell, I'm just being *devious*"

| Jayden, "Stop it I'm a minor" Dorian, "I don't care what you are, you look like a snack to me"

Jayden't, "I thought you liked men to give you that, not women" Diddle Dorian, "I don't judge pegging"

I dont judge pegging

not women

I thought you liked men to give you that

why not

getting backshots from a random person?

nah thats where the peak comes from

agreed

minus the backshots

peak roblox experience

amazing

pffft

and I just walked away lol

and as you could imagine the girl freaked out and was like "WHAT"

crazy

seeing as normally you can tell my voice gets strained by it going lower

which actually worked surprisingly well

"No problem" - Me, in one of the deepest voices I could do

pfft

"Sorry about that Mr. Penguin" - The guy who was watching it

but basically

for context on this one, I was chilling in the MM2 lobby, and someones friend or gf or something tried giving me backshots

-Gavin

"When I search up 9/11, I don't want to see 9/11"

Hell yeah

"Im busy putting stuff down my throat" - Jormshlackle

Hell yeah

"Im sucking it gang" - Jorshepidezied deuterium

"I love me some balls, amirite?" - Galvanized Square Steel

"I could stuff 3 guys in there)

unless theyre in the mirror*

july 10th 2025 1:58PM jose: you look at monitors, laptops, computer parts, women, and computers. (specifically on market place) and SOMETIMES mirrors some random element on the periodic table: I do not look at women

july 10th 2025 1:30AM jose, "You're going to buy me popcorn, and I'm going to fuck you in the back" random periodic table element, "I'm not buying you popcorn" jose, "what about that second part?"

mini-fridge, "to say my balls itch, would be an understatement"

| homosapiean - You're looking for big black men? Arn't you? some random metal on the periodic table - To put on Pengu, Yeah.

Dwarf - "are you still gay?"

| Furry - "so are you still a dwarf?" mini-fridge - "are you still gay?" Furry - "yes"

"GameStop do you have a full sized Mileena body pillow?" - @2001 Toyota Tocoma

pffft

"There's a man on top of me 🙁 " - Josep "Wait, THERES A MAN IN ME" - Josep

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Josep, 'why you being so loud trying to clear your throat, pride month taking a toll on ya?' Jayden't, 'well how else do you suppose I'm paying for this computer'

"Id be a little too happy if someone gave me an 8..." - <@928422360451801088>

lol

"$20 and Ill be happy" - <@928422360451801088>

Just like Josep over there

Explains a lot tbh

9% at most

naaahj

10% straight

Bud is like

yuh uh

I don't remember that shit at ALL

But here you go anyways

No idea when that's from

Grayson 😒

😔

| Greyson, "Come onn :(" Joseph, "Come on what?" Greyson, "me"

.

"You're not willing to pee in a litterbox!" - <@719963732922335332>

Joseph, 'I think i'm getting a little to freaky' Jayden, 'I'm gonna make you my little cupcake'

"Im gonna go nut in VC1" - Josephine

Crazy

sexual harassment charge loading:

Something to that extent <@&1385053398935802050>

"Im feeling single, one of yall come get on my lap" - Joseph

Me "You don't even know my bio dad" Cousin,"i dont even know my dad" Cousin 2, "I FOUND THE TAMPON"

what.

💀😭

"He likes to lick me all over"

This place is crazy

Cousin 1, I feel lightheaded Cousin 2, just drink more until the air comes back

Cousin 1,"the shot glass is empty" Cousin 2,"how do you spell hitler"

😏👍🏻✨

"Why is everything fuzzy" Joseph Andrew Ojeda 🥀🥀😔

Jayden, "Im sure it'd've been fine"

🥀🥀

Grayson - NIGGA

Grayson- SYBAU

Dorian, "liar, actual liar" then two seconds later Jayden, "me when I lie", Dorian three seconds later, "Me when I'm autistic, oh wait..."

Jayden, "please confirm this is everything that you've ever said"

Dorian and Jayden, "Wake up, we're going to furry convention"

Dorian, "Minecraft, but it isn't even real, and you're crazy, just like you Joseph"

Joseph, "Not even real Minecraft"

Dorian, "Joseph, you look like a tilde"

Jayden, "~oh... dirt~ :3"

Jayden, "Don't even vine boom if you don't know"

Dorian, "I'mma go over there and grab it real quick"

Dorian, "I'm just that quick"

Jayden, "You look as appealing as DDR5 8x2GB RAM sticks"

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Joseph, "If they'd just let me have my way with money..."

Jayden, "I'd have my way with money, some kid named money"

monkies

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